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Donald Trump claimed he’d made Coke great again and if it was an attempt to distract from Epstein then Gavin Newsom’s A++ comeback really burst his bubble
Never let it be said that Donald Trump doesn’t find time for the important things in his presidency.
No, nothing to do with making good on his promise to end Russia’s invasion of Ukraine within 24 hours of the White House or anything like that.
No, we’re talking about the all-important (kind of) ingredients of the president’s favourite tipple, Coca-Cola!
The president (at the time of writing) took to his favourite social media to announce they’d be using ‘real cane sugar’ in the drink from now on, as opposed to whatever the hell it is they put in there currently.
Not that Coca-Cola entirely endorsed what he had to say.
And it’s fair to say it didn’t strike people as the most important thing Trump could be doing right now, not least at at time when everyone (apart from the president himself) wants to talk about the Epstein files and why Trump isn’t releasing them.
He’s so desperate to change the subject off Epstein that he even lied about Coca-Cola. pic.twitter.com/QSWlvsERKD
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2025
Coca-Cola will never do this, and they’re definitely not “speaking” with Trump about it. Sugar is far more expensive than HFCS, and about all of our sugar is imported from Mexico, Brazil, Guatemala, and the Dominican Republic—all of which will be subject to tariffs.
Not to… pic.twitter.com/nnWPULh3z0
— jethro. ️ (@jethrostudio) July 16, 2025
MAGA: We want Epstein files
Trump: Best I can do is cane sugar coke pic.twitter.com/H2QXmNgWp9
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) July 16, 2025
But no-one said it better than Trump’s latest nemesis, California governor Gavin Newsom.
Oh thank god! I’ve totally forgotten about the Epstein files now! pic.twitter.com/Rf0ibTAwY1
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) July 16, 2025
Bravo, governor!
The what? Whose files? What’s an Epstein? https://t.co/4THvHroMLv
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) July 16, 2025
Gavin Newsom just called out Trump again pic.twitter.com/7hUhIiGQV3
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) July 16, 2025
Coke already said Trump’s post is bullshit
Now back to Epstein
— Kelly D (@KellDA) July 16, 2025
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