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Somebody asked about objects in people homes that make you say ‘Hang on, why do they have THAT?’ – 21 mind-boggling belongings

12.

‘When I was a kid I kicked my football over our back fence in the garden of the house backing into ours. I knocked to ask for it back, the old lady who lived there led me through her house so I could search her garden for it…

Odd thing was though that every single table in her house had human legs, with trousers and shoes on. I remember two small side tables vividly next to each other, one with brown suit trousers and brogues on and the other with a skirt, tights and high heels…

I was kind of disturbed by this and told my mum and dad who to this day think I made it up. I thought she was a witch and I was lucky to escape without being transformed into a chair.’
Suspicious_Edge8004

13.

‘Once went home with a young lady, and her living room was full of those life like baby dolls. You know the ones that advertise themselves as having realistic hair and skin.

They were displayed everywhere, there must have been at least two dozen of them on shelves in the living room and another handful in her bedroom. I was about 23 so it didn’t put me off none, but I could feel them staring at me.’
Suddendeath777

14.

‘My friend had a copper bust of his mam’s arse hanging above their parents’ bed. Brought me to see it specifically…’
crickety-crack

15.

‘Life-sized dressed-up dolls of two children standing in the porch. I nearly wet myself.’
anabsentfriend

16.

‘My grandfather had a whole (small) stuffed crocodile which was pretty fascinating. I personally have a cardboard cutout of David Attenborough, so I’m not really sure I can be casting judgement.

Someone recently gestured to Attenborough and chucked ‘Who bought you that!’ To which I had to admit I in fact bought it myself.’
Poo_Poo_La_Foo

17.

‘As a child, I would go visit my neighbour’s house every day to pet her stuffed chihuahua (not a euphemism I promise).’
BiteSnap

18.

‘A metal, slightly rusted, speculum hanging off the kitchen notice board.’
BusinessCat89

19.

‘Toddler-sized doll of a child wearing real clothes covering their eyes facing the corner of the room. This was in America in the 90s. They thought it was the cutest thing. It was creepy.’
Enchanting_puddles

20.

‘Years ago, girlfriend and I went skiing for the weekend with another couple. This was in Austria. We were invited to stay at his grandma’s house. Very normal, traditional Austrian house. The walls of the living room were hung with various items related to the Second World War, shall we say, including medals, commendations etc. The grandson spotted me looking at a framed group photograph on a side table which was clearly of the Hitler Youth and without batting an eyelid, started pointing out various family members. Wild!’
nixie-14

21.

‘I was in a customer’s house long time ago, went into the front room and there was a stuffed grizzly bear, they look a damn site bigger in someone’s from room than in the Natural History museum.’
BppnfvbanyOnxre

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