A Maga trolled the Great British Breakfast and the entirety of the UK responded as one – 14 calorific comebacks

The transatlantic cultural divide between the UK and – you’ll never guess – the US seems to get wider (and deeper) by the day.

And it’s surely never been better illustrated than by this, a Maga who took it upon herself to troll the Great British Breakfast (or a particularly bap-based variety of it, at any rate).

And that’s what the Brits call breakfast! pic.twitter.com/Etnxetf4WZ

— Crystal Hope (@CrystalHope1979) December 27, 2025

And we’re glad she did – in a way – because the entirety of the UK responded as one and it’s good to know in these troubled times that there’s something we can all agree on.

1.

You better fucking believe it ya pancake eating Yanks. https://t.co/TWDPWSzg9j

— Bairdric (@Bairdric1) December 28, 2025

2.

Nope! This is what we call breakfast and it relies more on the provenance of the food than the content on the plate! pic.twitter.com/uYlGjRF8lq

— Hector Dog (@HectorDog6) December 28, 2025

3.

Makes me hungry just looking at it.

— Keith Collier (@itscollier) December 28, 2025

4.

I’ve seen videos of Americans covering their breakfast in golden syrup (including their fried eggs ) – as a nation, I’m not sure you’re in a position to critique this

— KJ (@KrisJ1111) December 28, 2025

5.

Nope, this is what we call a breakfast! pic.twitter.com/B1flsqPWFb

— David Partridge ✝️ (@partridgehobbs) December 28, 2025

6.

Yanks eat pie for breakfast

— rob seeds (@ReedsSob1983) December 28, 2025

7.

Comments from the country that brought you..

“Checks notes”

Ah yes amongst other things;

Cheese whiz
Chicken in a can
Rocky Mountain oysters.
Loco moco
Fucking grits
And candied yams.

Glass houses and all that.

— Ed Corrigan (@eddie_corrigan) December 28, 2025