The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites
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10/10 no notes
— Barbarossa⚡️ (@barbarossa69.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Really enjoying this
— thomasfelpersham.bsky.social (@thomasfelpersham.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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No extra comment required
— Duncan Edmonstone (@edmonstone.net) February 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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This one's surprisingly accurate though …
— Alan M (@alan1874.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Lol
— Cousin IT (@cousin-it.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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— tommideez.bsky.social (@tommideez.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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— Howard Jones (@hojo64.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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That is awesome!
— Michael J. Nicholson (@michjnich.com) February 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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— Andy Bishop #3.5% #FBPE 🌎🌍🌏 (@abclimateaction.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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You must try out the Allister Heath headline generator. It is fab. Unless you are trying to avoid procrastination this afternoon, in which case look away now.
— Snigdha (@snig.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
It really is too close to call.
Today's essay question: Can an automated Allister Heath headline generator compete with Allister Heath?
— Roland Smith (@rolandmcs.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We beg you to go and try it, yourself. Feel free to send us your creations.
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