25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) April 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
14.
In retrospect, naming our band Sold Out was a terrible idea.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) April 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
15.
Cursed idols are always ancient. You never see a cursed idol from like 2015. We need to restart cursed idol production for the benefit of future generations
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
16.
me: jesus said you have to forgive your debtors
bank manager: no
me: I’m calling the pope
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
17.
people who do autobody repair annoyed that the name "dentist" was already taken
— karasocial relationship 💜 (@deadontheoutside.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
18.
HMRC apparently have an ABAB survey (Administrative burdens advisory board?) which to me just says "assigned bug at birth"
— Adrian Tchaikovsky (@aptshadow.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
19.
Date: “So, what are your goals?”
Me: “Short term, appetizers. Long term, not saying anything weird before dessert.”
20.
Today I am cooking one of my favourite dishes!
Pasta a la all-the-stuff-in-my-fridge-that-is-about-to-expire-if-I-don't-use-it-soon.
— SnowLeandre (@snowleandre.bsky.social) April 18, 2026 at 10:43 AM
21.
the proper name for gazelles is garethelles
— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
22.
If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.
— Richard Littler (@richardlittler.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
23.
okay, well we serve small plates here. I'd recommend three or four small plates per person, or maybe five if you're feeling a little naughty! Great! Now if you'll just follow me to your teeny tiny wobbly table
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
24.
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
— Ernest Luckman (@ernieluckman.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
25.
Bagged salad makers drastically overestimate my willingness to consume the butt end of a cabbage head
— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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