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It looks like the Clacton by-election will be Farage vs Binface, and the voting public has the chance to do the funniest thing – 24 enthusiastic popcorn grabs
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🚨🚨FAKE CLACTON BYELECTION
💀LABOUR WILL NOT STAND
💀CONSERVATIVES WILL NOT STAND
💀RESTORE WILL NOT STAND
💀LIB DEMS WILL NOT STANDIncreasingly likely Farage's attention seeking summer will be spent fighting Count Binface pic.twitter.com/veNBfD2Rwq
— dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 (@dave43law) July 7, 2026
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Farage was elected with 46 percent of the vote, so there's theoretically a majority out there for Binface. https://t.co/KfPoF3dNyt
— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) July 7, 2026
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A spectacular own-goal from Farage.
Wonderful. https://t.co/oamzR0oyO6— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) July 7, 2026
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Not gonna lie this is a genius move, either Farage spends weeks campaigning for a totally hollow victory only for another by-election to happen anyway or Farage loses to Binface, either outcome makes him look a right tit. https://t.co/7bAMj7Jbh1
— Tharries (@TharriesYT) July 7, 2026
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If a bin is elected to Parliament, in place of someone who belongs in a bin, our country will be the laughing stock of the entire world.
And it will be COMPLETELY worth it.
— SpeakOutSister (@speakoutsister) July 7, 2026
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Britain is the country of Boaty McBoatface.
Shithousery is almost a national sport.
It is highly unlikely, but not inconceivable, that Count Binface actually defeats Farage.
— James Hanson (@jhansonradio) July 7, 2026
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Clacton. You must choose between our anti establishment hero, privately educated, former stock broker turned career politician, friend of crypto billionaires Supreme Leader Farage. Or the establishment’s candidate @CountBinface an intergalactic warrior with a bin for a head
— Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone (@JEGullisnotMP) July 7, 2026
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Count Binface campaign slogan should be: "Wouldn't it be funny if he lost?"
— Stewart Wood (@StewartWood) July 7, 2026
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It's time for @CountBinface to take out the trash ♻️ https://t.co/EeBKc4VTiV
— NHS Nurses (@SocialistNHS) July 7, 2026
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Imagine ending your political career to a man with a bin on his head.
What a way to go. https://t.co/K5N1ZX7c9l
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) July 7, 2026
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— 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 (@astra46) July 7, 2026
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In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it
But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge.
A rare moment of clarity and hope pic.twitter.com/nd1qkZq5pa
— Peter Jukes (@peterjukes) July 7, 2026
In the admittedly highly unlikely outcome of a Count Binface win, Jon Harvey would literally not be allowed to swear in as his political character – creating a standoff between parliamentary rules and the will of the people.
Were he to win the by-election, I think Binface would be the first Count in the House of Commons since Count Edward Raczyński (Conservative MP for South Cambridgeshire 1997-2010)?
However, by convention MPs may not address the House wearing a hat: a constitutional crisis awaits. https://t.co/71CZPgsWlW
— David Wolfson (@DXW_KC) July 7, 2026
Ironically, Farage – the man responsible more than any other for the extreme division in UK politics – may accidentally have united the country.
just seen a green party twitter person repost a conservative party twitter person backing Count Binface this is the most unified our political system has been in memory
— tom 🎸 (@uncreativetom) July 7, 2026
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