Our 17 favourite takedowns of self-identifying ‘freaking genius’ Donald Trump’s latest cognitive test shenanigans

"Biden was unable to answer that."

Much more precisely, Biden was never asked.https://t.co/9JpJoGjKly

— ᴜᴋ1ʟʟᴇᴅᴍʏꜰ4ᴛʜ3ʀ (@pr3p4r32d13) October 14, 2026

Imagine bragging that you passed a test specifically designed to identify problems with your brain. https://t.co/eqCPp6gg83

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) October 14, 2026

This is like when my son goes, “daddy look what I can do!” Then proceeds to throw his leg up an inch off the ground and I have to go, “wow”! https://t.co/qT9gnnXnVj

— Tony Deppen (@Tony_Deppen) October 14, 2026

Sorry, Donald. This ain't on the cognitive test. https://t.co/IxtbSrEWix

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) October 14, 2026

For the record, we’d never give related words that makes them easier to remember and recall:
hat-hair 🚫
white-black 🚫
But I'm sure he needs all the help he can get. https://t.co/VJvSbAFILv

— AntiNarcopathyPharmD (@narceducator) October 14, 2026

Anti-intellectualism is a core emotional commitment of MAGA, yet its leader relentlessly demands confirmation of his brilliance

The psychological histories of Trump – exploring his crushing, howling craving for external validation – will be written for decades https://t.co/4s48snH8Dj

— Robert E Kelly (@Robert_E_Kelly) October 14, 2026

a man who can't tell a memory screening from a genius test is exactly the kind of man they built the screening for

— Mohamed (@iiMohamedO) October 14, 2026

People who fingerpaint the rubber walls with their own shit think they're geniuses, too. https://t.co/5JH6ILtJW7

— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) October 14, 2026