Twitter’s verification system is now completely useless after the latest confusing update – 15 favourite responses

‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

We’ve entered the ‘£1k per month to live in a shed in Maidenhead’ phase of late-stage Capitalism

‘What instantly kills the vibe at a party?’ 19 absolute mood slayers

This thread of ‘Pedro Pascal as mushrooms’ is today’s most fabulous thing

This outrageous 1-star food delivery complaint got just the response it deserved

Comeback of the day

Sophy Ridge’s textbook one-two takedown of Suella Braverman is a classic hall of famer

Larry and Paul’s ‘Broken News’ brings a biting satirical update on the US gun lobby

Spot the (possibly deliberate) NSFW issue with this t-shirt

These cake instructions are so precise there’s no way they’ll get it wrong, right? Wrong …

This extraordinarily dramatic lucky escape is a proper jaw-dropper (keep watching …)

20 favourite funny responses to Rishi Sunak’s pothole inspection

The government plans to spend £8 million of taxpayers’ money doling out portraits of the King

This Tory’s solution to massive queues at Dover is …stay in the UK – 19 home truths

‘Whoever came up with the adage “Bull in a China Shop” knows nothing about cats’

People are depluralising films – 17 five-star suggestions

Simply eight seconds of cute canine confusion