Failed kids books
Some blinding submissions for our failed kids books contest – here are some of our favourites.
Alice in Sunderland
@hyperdibbs
Chicken Lidl
@JonBoydon
The Father Christmas Delusion
via @rjdgill
Stephen Hawking’s: A Brief History of Playtime
via @PeteJScott
Thomas The Tank Engine and The Rail Replacement Bus Sevice
via @JonBoydon
Dr. Seuss’: How The Coalition’s Austerity Measures Stole Christmas
via @RandomVitriol
The Very Hungry Tape Worm
via @Made_Dad
The Bipolar Express
via @ScurrilousFacts
Josef Fritzl and The Chamber of Secrets
via @AronGamble
Stig Has A Dump
via @dandino66
Harry Pothead and The Half Drunk Prince
via @littlejason
Beatrix Potter’s Adventures of Peter Doherty
@TeddyEastoe
Crystal Meth & Alistair
via @kezzlebob
101 Damnations
via @kezzlebob
Horton Hires a Ho
via @kezzlebob
Spot the Dogger
via @lynnemcc3
George’s Marvellous Mephedrone
via @TeddyEastoe
Bukakke and the Beast
via @ScurrilousFacts
The Adventures of Patrick Bateman: The Early Years
via @moc_moc_a_moc
The Boy who Cried Priest
via @ShaneMcBain
The Little Prince Albert
via @mothmun
Goldie Locks Up The Three Au Pairs
via @ScurrilousFacts
The Southern Railway Children
via @Johnny_Two_Dogs
The Fantastic Mr. Fucks
via @Mstourettes
Swallows And Spitters
via @The_Stuster
The Infamous Five
via @andybwhittle
The Secret Lady Garden
via @the_stuster
Janet, John &Bob Too
via @FullMetalAnnie
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
@AronGamble
James and the Giant Sp-Sp-Sp-Speech Impediment
via @gregoryotoole
Horrible History: Two Maids, One Chalice
via @RBFesquire
Rumpledforeskin
via @craigsimpson13
The Tiger who Came in the Tea
via @littlejason
Peppered Pig
via @still_mjp