David Bellamy opens ‘Sex Safari’

Zoo News: David Bellamy launches his latest environmental initiative today – a ‘Sex Safari’ in Dorset which promises visitors the chance to get ‘an eyeful’ of various animals ‘going at it like the clappers’.

“Breeding programmes play such a major part in the work of safari parks across the world,” said the environmental campaigner and botanist.

“So it makes sense that the public gets the opportunity to see mother nature in all her splendor, by watching a lion put it in another lion.”

The 23 acre park is situated just outside of Blandford Forum in Dorset, and aside from the promise of a huge range of aroused animals, the park also boasts a carwarsh by the exit to hose off any ejaculate spilt by horny monkeys.

“Like any safari park we do urge visitors to stay in their cars,” said head keeper Porfirio T. Galloway.

“We’ve worked the animals up into a near-constant state of sexual frenzy, and while you probably won’t get eaten, they will try to make you pregnant.”