“Music These Days Is Tuneless Rubbish” Says Man Who Grew Up Listening To Limp Bizkit

Music News: A man has expressed his disgust for ‘tuneless’ modern music, saying it was much better in his youth when everyone listened to nu-metal.

“Kids these days, what are they like?” exclaimed 29-year-old Todd Handsmith, from Hereford.

“I heard some of that Skrillex the other day, it’s just a load of bloody noise. Not like music was when I was growing up – Korn, Slipknot, Linkin Park – at least they had some proper tunes.”

Handsmith says it’s not just music that has gone significantly downhill since his youth in the late nineties, the same can be said with television – specifically TV quiz shows.

“When I was a kid, TV quizzes asked proper questions – you had to have a real brain to win Blockbusters or Telly Addicts. These days it’s just some idiot inside a glass cube catching ping pong balls in front of Phillip Schofield.”

Story: Simon Swatman