The Difference Between Christmas Outfits For Men And Women
This Christmas you may find yourself at gunpoint, forced to dress up like a prize twat for a festive party. While the same costumes are available for both men and women, there are some distinct differences…
1. Christmas Pudding – just add ‘sexy’ to the women’s version.
2. Snowmen – the male version is perfect for concealing an erection at an unexpectedly erotic Christmas party.
![snowman_costume](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/snowman_costume.jpg)
via mgfancydress.co.uk
3. Reindeer – ‘sexy reindeer’ for her and ‘sex offenders register reindeer’ for him.
![reindeer_costume](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/reindeer_costume.jpg)
via fancydressball.co.uk/escapade.co.uk
4. Christmas Cracker – perhaps the turning point in costume equality?
![cracker_costume](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cracker_costume.jpg)
via fancydressball.co.uk/joke.co.uk
5. Santa – at least these are equally ‘sexy’ in their lack of fabric.
![santa_costume](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/santa_costume.jpg)
via aliexpress.com/partypacks.co.uk
6. Elf – farewell equality. It’s back to ‘sexy’ for her and ‘rejected Mumford & Sons member’ for him.
![elf_costume](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/elf_costume.jpg)
via costumebrowser.com/fancydresscostumes.co.uk
7. Rudolph Kini – At last! Borat style underwear combined with Christmas! This is no longer about gender bias, just a general sadness for the whole of humanity.
![rudolphkini](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/rudolphkini.jpg)
via simplyfancydress.co.uk
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