13 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Ask A Chinese Photoshop Expert For Help

Photoshop is a great and powerful tool. It can take ordinary pictures and make them spectacular… or backfire brilliantly…

The following were posted on a Chinese news site Beijing Daily. They all involve a request to fix a mistake or to improve the photo in some fantastical way. 

1. Request: “Can you make me look better? I gotta show this to my wife’s father!”

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2. Request: “Make me look cooler, but don’t use any cheap effects.”

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3. Request: “I want more style.”

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4. Request: “It looks like there’s a strange woman taking a dump in the background. Can you do something with this?”

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5.  Request: “I’d like a Prince Charming with me, please.”

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6. Request: “I want you to put me with that girl in the photo below.”

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7. Request: “Give me any kind of weapon!”

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8. Request: “Put me in a scene with a beautiful woman, please.”

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9. Request: “I want to look like a hero with courage”

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10. Request: “Can you make me look less bored?”

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11. Request: “I wanna look more like a hero. Maybe put a lady in there?”

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12.Request: “Please make me more intimidating!”


13. Request: “Please put me on a cool motorbike”




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