2014 In Poke Headlines

Over the last twelve months we’ve covered a lot of stories that have been ignored or misreported by the ‘mainstream’ press. Here are some of the most important.

January
Parliament To Be Relocated To Derelict Cannibal Rat Ship

February
Dog Fart Sabotages Dinner Party

March
Shirtless Man In Park Heralds Start Of Spring

April
Daily Mail To Give Away Kate Middleton Wallpaper

May
Olympic Tower Transformed Into Giant Shisha Pipe

June
Residents Panic After ASDA Delivery Van Spotted In Gentrified Area

July
NHS To Replace Antibiotics With Gin

August
U.N To Deploy Hashtags To The Middle East

September
Miliband Criticised For Playing Tiny Accordion Throughout Labour Conference Speech

October
Beats ‘Party Drone’ To Dispense Good Times In The Middle East

November
Kitchen Drawer Full Of Crap Fast Approaching Maximum Capacity

December
KFC To Debut ‘Boneless® Feast Trough’ For Hungry Customers

Bonus Festive Video: Neighbours Take Revenge On Christmas Lights Show