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The greatest news story of all time?

Aaron Gillies. Updated April 2nd, 2019

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Every now and then a news story happens that brings everyone together in a chorus of ‘WHAT’. This from the Jacksonville SunTimes, and via @Kylov3 is that very news story. Screen Shot 2015-04-04 at 12.01.25 Screen Shot 2015-04-04 at 12.01.48 Screen Shot 2015-04-04 at 12.01.56 Screen Shot 2015-04-04 at 12.02.02

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