5 unchristmassy supermarket products made festive

In a bid to boost sales this Christmas, many supermarkets are getting increasingly desperate to add a tenuous festive connection to almost any product.

1. Wipe with a yuletide toilet log this Christmas.

2. Can’t wait for the snow to melt? Waitrose have it covered.

3. WTAF, Morrisons?

4. Christmas is a time for leftovers.

5. Sainsbury’s attempt at shifting unsold tinned spuds.