Read their backs very carefully…

Reminds us of a few classic cricket commentary howlers from Brian Johnston
* “There’s Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle”
* “The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey”
* “Turner has now got up off the ground and, although looking pale and shaken. He is obviously going to resume batting; a very brave effort. One ball left!”
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