Reading these “jokes written by children” will make you laugh so much you’ll practically be in tears
I have a butt
Sir we all have butts
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there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR
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man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]
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why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
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what did the orange do in the tree?
orange buisness
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what do get when you cross a vampire, homework and brusel sprouts
i dont know its probalely super dangerous
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knock knock
whos there
i eat trash
i eat trash who
give me some money thats who
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what do you call a snail without a shell
its dead
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Doctor Doctor I feel like im a curtain
Shut Up
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why did the banana eat himself
he had nothing
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What did the goat say to the dog
nice buttock you loser
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do you no what
get out of my house
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why does the crow laugh
beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad
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Q:What do you call a dog that can walk?
A:A HUMAN.
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why the man was naked
a. he was naked lad
b.he had a buttcheek
c.buttoast
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a man found a raisin in the woods.
“what a funny looking raisin.”
“im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs.”
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what did the toliet say to the robot ?
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!
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DINOSAUR JOKE
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
DINO
DINO WHO
DINOSAUR
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is neil armstrong really strong?
probberly because his last name explaines it all to me
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what do you call a vampire with 2 trousers?
double trousers
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whats ugly but happy
a frog
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How does a man put an elephant in a freezer?
fit him in not caring about size and smash the door in
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what do you call a fish with no legs
a fsh
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why was the naked man naked.
a. he had nakedpower.
b.he had a naked pecan friend.
c he was naked man.
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patient: Doctor Doctor There is a crack in my bum!!!! i need a new one!
Doctor: you maniac! everyone has a crack in their bum now go away!
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Dad what is the square root of 144?
WHO CARES!!?? YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!
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Father: Shut up! Don’t tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice
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Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange
Child : No
Teacher : aw too bad
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WHAT DO BABYS WANT FOR CHISTMAS
ALL THEY TEETH
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What person just talks and talks and talks
A TEACHER !!!!
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your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat
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