The only three jokes you need to read about the new “Elizabeth Line”
We’ve scoured the entirety of Twitter for reactions to the opening of newly renamed Cross Rail as the Elizabeth Line and counted three jokes worth repeating.
1.
New TFL line to be called The Elizabeth Line as it costs the taxpayer a lot and doesn't really do anything useful.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) February 23, 2016
2.
If they'd only named it after Charles, the Elizabeth Line could've been known as the Line of Charlie.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) February 23, 2016
3.
As brand new Crossrail is named "Elizabeth Line", irregular rail replacement service will be re-branded as "Andrew Buses".
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) February 23, 2016