Has anyone who works at Birds Eye ever made a fishfinger sandwich?

Twitter has spotted this marketing abomination from Birds Eye.

“Nobody who works at Birds Eye has ever, *ever* made a fishfinger sandwich.” notes @Cmonharris over on Twitter.

“Olives? Jalapeños? What a fucking apocalypse of a sandwich” continues @Cmonharris

“No wonder this country’s buggered.” notes @Maggiecarrollke.

“Free from food? What the fuck are they made of? Cardboard and misery?” writes @Thatgeordiegirl.

“If you listen closely you can hear the Captain’s muffled screams” writes @Uhohitsstevo_.

Source: Twitter/@CmonHarris