People have been sharing the creepiest things kids say and it’s terrifying
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My son, at five years old:
“Daddy, I’m gonna eat you up.”
“Awwww….”
“Yeah, I’m gonna cut you into little pieces.”
“….”— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 28, 2018
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When my daughter was 2 I found her under the table with one of my husband’s old children’s books, turning pages as if she were being read to. I asked her what she was doing. She said “reading with Grandma” my husband’s mother died two years before she was born. It was her book.
— Michelle B. Young (@MichelleBYoung1) January 28, 2018
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“We’re all gonna die.”
“I know sweetie. That’s just part of-”
“You’re gonna die tomorrow.”
— Iced Pound Cake (@ms_chel_ayyye) January 28, 2018
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I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said ‘i wish i had a piece of you that i could carry with me all the time. like your finger.’ Haven’t slept soundly since.
— marie bourgeois (@mmbtox) January 28, 2018
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I’m a funeral director/mortician and at a service a child around 4 years old said, “It gets loud working here with all these ghosts, doesn’t it?”
— wapshkankwet (@wapshkankwet) January 28, 2018
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It’s not as creepy as the rest of these, but I was babysitting for my mom’s coworker (6-7). He was playing some video game when he got up and somehow locked us in the basement. Standing in front of the door he slowly turned to me and said “now you’re stuck with us” pic.twitter.com/dr5LND3RRD
— aleaka c. (@_LeakSpeaks) January 28, 2018
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Walking with my 2-yo in a cemetery by our house. She says “mommy, who is that man in the red jacket by the stone house?” She pointed to a mausoleum. There was no one else in the cemetery. “He’s waving at me!” She waved back. “He’s coming over to talk!”
— Kate, But the Tired Version (@Ardeospina) January 28, 2018
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Oh my god… I had a spooky younger cousin like that who I made sure to lose touch with. Once I saw her TUCK HER ARM BONE BACK INSIDE HER SKIN after she fell and broke it.
— MimsyBorogove (@alwaysmagra) January 28, 2018
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I once asked a friend’s son what he was digging for. He responded, “Dead bodies. What? You ain’t ever seen a dead body?”
— Iced Pound Cake (@ms_chel_ayyye) January 28, 2018
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