Only 8 replies you need to the Guardian reader who always brings a woman to orgasm
This reader’s letter to the Guardian went viral because people think it sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners.
It’s from a column called ‘My life in sex’ when Guardian readers share details about, er, their life in sex.
The headline gives you a taste of what’s to come (phwoar!).
My life in sex: the man who always gives an orgasm
Getting a woman to climax: it’s not rocket science
Here’s more of what he has to say.
And just in case you can’t read it …
“I’ve never asked ‘How was it for you?’ because, frankly, I haven’t needed to. I’m 49 and have been good at giving women orgasm since I started having sex; it’s something I can do on demand, either orally (never fails) or, to a slightly lesser extent, with penetration.
“I learned from reading pornographic magazines with a high lesbian sex content when I was a teenager. It’s all about getting very familiar with my partner’s anatomy and reading how she’s reacting to my touch. It’s not rocket science.
“How do I know my partners have never faked an orgasm? I don’t suppose I do with 100% certainly – but they’ve all displayed a few seconds of what I can only describe as total paralysis. There’s also an extreme sensitivity of the clitoris and sometimes nipples immediately afterwards. My current partner starts helplessly chuckling to herself. I haven’t experienced that before, but at least she’s consistent.”
We think we might know why she’s laughing. Here are some of our favourite comments. You can read the whole thing here.
1.
‘Jay from the Inbetweeners, how nice of you to join us.’
2.
‘We both know you’re the partner of the letter writer last week where the lady had to finish herself off while you were in the shower.’
Oh yes, this is the column they are talking about. This went viral as well.
3.
‘Is her name Alexa perchance?’
4.
‘Speaking as someone who’s a maestro between the sheets, looks like a movie star and yet has a level of humility that’s awe inspiring, I’d like to suggest that boastfulness isn’t an attractive quality in a person.’
5.
‘So you cause paralysis in some, other laugh at you, you’re divorced and you’re ex wife is totally hostile to you. But hey you can give a woman an orgasm, well so can a vibrator, I think you need to work on the other aspects of your character, maybe develop one first, stop bragging its rather revolting.’
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‘Like, okay, fair play, but the clinical way he describes his partners’ orgasms is weird. Nothing about how they seem to feel emotionally or how they react after their ‘total paralysis’. He might as well be a mechanic talking about engines he has tinkered with. (Do not lick engines.)’
7.
‘This guy is phenomenal, I came twice just reading this (what a gift!) and, having passed the article to my dear mother to read, she too ‘had a squealie’ her first in many many years, or so I’m told.’
8.
‘Today’s article was submitted by a Mr. D. Trump from Washington, USA.’
Now try reading it in the voice of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
Or is it Keith from The Office?