Everyone’s making the same joke about this Daily Star headline

To the Daily Star!

Friday's Daily Star
"Putin: I'll turn off your gas"#tomorrowspaperstoday#bbcpapers
(via @AllieHBNews) pic.twitter.com/Egd0hnBJ19

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 15, 2018

To which everyone is making the same joke (got it yet?)

https://twitter.com/xtophercook/status/974435674626572288

Maybe checking the front door is locked as well? I don’t suffer from OCD but I do get paranoid it’s not locked whenever I leave the house!

— Chris Cassley (@CassleyChris) March 16, 2018

And my wife’s hair straighteners?

— Rob Corp (@RobertCorp) March 16, 2018

While you're at it my plants could do with watering

— Emma (@geekethics) March 16, 2018

If you could pop in and let the dog out during the day that'd be great!!

— Nigel (@nbtherapeutic) March 16, 2018

Even this guy’s doing it, and he’s on Radio 2.

This is a seriously invaluable offer if like me you constantly worry you left the hob on when you go away for the weekend pic.twitter.com/CYYRAp4opP

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 16, 2018

When I was a kid, There used to be a bloke turned up at our house threatening to do that. We were told not to answer the door.

— GeorgioMoroso (@DeepMidwinter) March 16, 2018