Only 13 responses you need to this all-time great Daily Mail headline
To the Daily Mail!
https://twitter.com/HadleyFreeman/status/974541766668951552
And here are the only 13 responses you need…
1.
I mean, seriously. Look at that cat! Does he look like he’s giving love and attention? No he does not. He can’t wait to slink off, ignore his owner and patrol the street.
— Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) March 16, 2018
2.
Where to start? (1) Insults anyone going through the serious stress of IVF (2) Misunderstands cats and their glory with a totality that approaches genius. Next week: ‘Why won’t NASA just use a carrot to get to the moon? HMMM?’
— Matthew d’Ancona (@MatthewdAncona) March 16, 2018
3.
Haha, even the cat in the stock photo they chose is saying ‘let me go, woman!’
— (@juux) March 16, 2018
4.
And if there’s one thing we all know about babies, they love to give their parents loads of attention. It’s what they’re there for! This headline just gives and gives
— Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) March 16, 2018
5.
I want to know what cats they are talking about, I own two and their feelings towards me range from tolerance on a good day to utter contempt on a bad one
— Bodhisattva always disparaging (@BDisparaging) March 16, 2018
6.
In recent weeks my cat has woken me up in the middle of the night with a dead stoat, squirrel and several rabbits. I can understand why, on balance, many women would rather have a baby. Or indeed wouldn’t think to make the comparison in the first place.
— Sarah Morris (@Sarah_W_Morris) March 16, 2018
7.
They’ve never met a child either, frankly, if they think parenthood is all about being loved and showered with affection (and not in fact being shouted at a lot because you chose the wrong spoon for their cereal and didn’t get the right colour bowl out)… 🙂
— Nigel Jay Cooper (@nijay) March 16, 2018
8.
I like that’s she’s never met a baby either
— Jon (@samuriinbred) March 16, 2018
9.
Also intriguingly suggests single women aren’t really deserving of love and affection. If only they’d got in a house price it would have been a full house in Daily Mail bingo
— Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) March 16, 2018
10.
Wanting love and affection! I mean, who do these single women think they are!?? Do they think they can have it all?!!
— Briony Kidd (@BrionyKidd) March 16, 2018
11.
I can imagine Jan Moir with a dozen cats.
— Catdragon (@heasgarnich) March 16, 2018
12.
For breakfast, presumably.
— Maps Man (@don_dapper) March 16, 2018
13.
Yep, they’re all about the love & affection… pic.twitter.com/k1mfnvIdiz
— jeremy colman (@bugs_101) March 16, 2018