The dialogue we all wish we’d had with our teacher
You think you can see where this is going, but then you can’t, you really can’t.
https://twitter.com/Shoflowers/status/981443112055791617
If there’s any way back from that, do share it with us in the comments. These people had a good go.
Waaaait. How could the teacher say they didn't know whether or not the student could borrow a pencil if the teacher was already aware of the fact that there were no pencils available to be borrowed?
— Katrice Metaluna (@magickalslave) April 5, 2018
In this case, the question is valid. As in "does there exist the possibility of me borrowing a pencil from you?" The answer is simply "no". Saying "I don't know" in this context is prevaricative.
— Katrice Metaluna (@magickalslave) April 5, 2018
Do you think the "I don't know" from the teacher would be more meritable if the question was "can I go to the bathroom?"
— Ayo (@TheNegusAyo) April 5, 2018
Does there exist the possibility that they can get up and walk to the bathroom in order to use it? Yes, yes there does.
— Katrice Metaluna (@magickalslave) April 5, 2018
Actually then, that teacher meant, "No you CAN not" since no funding presumably means there are no pencils to be had. Belabored a point that was immediately contradicted. That student was correct after all.
— nerdami0223 (@nerdami0223) April 7, 2018
For some people, it was all just a little bit too much.
Teacher: If only your parents could afford to send you to a private school, where they have such devices, instead of this ill funded day care which sole purpose is to keep you from burning down your parent’s house while they work to fuel the capitalist war machine. 😈
— KingRobby512 🏳️🌈 (@kingrobby512) April 5, 2018
Please restate this in terms we can all understand, such as an American Chopper meme.
— ROTOPE~1 (@RotoPenguin) April 5, 2018