Everyone wants this guy to bartend their wedding and you’ll see why
If only every barman was like this.
https://twitter.com/JTsmelly/status/1002986781430763520
Our favourite bit is when he pours it and nothing comes out. Just in case you were wondering …
TBH the couple isn’t even mad I used their beautiful wedding as a bit they were a Texas amount drunk thanks to papa’s heavy pour
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 2, 2018
Needless to say – look at us say it anyway! – everyone felt the same way online.
I would love your services at my future wedding. Maybe we can work out a deal. I’ll have my people call your people.
— Maci (@spaceymaci_) June 3, 2018
I’ll take the job
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
@JoeRuedy can we hire him for our wedding
— KELS (@KelseyJean15) June 3, 2018
Yes
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
no offense but i literally would hire you to bartend any event ever
— SINGA (@JoshySinger) June 3, 2018
No offense but you got it
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
@samlmartinez @SamMinnigan hire him for ya’ll weddings
— Vale (@ValeSensation) June 3, 2018
I’ll be there I can also wedding plan
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
Can u serve my apple juice like that please
— sal (@SalvadorAlva02) June 3, 2018
ADULTS ONLY BABY
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
Did you make any tips? Did you bartend for the entire reception?
— Peppermint Petty (@Grouchosauras) June 2, 2018
This was a hecka working class wedding filled with social workers and communists. So hell ya did pretty good in tips poor people know how to tip! It was from 4-10 papa spun bottles for 6 hours. I’m papa
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 2, 2018
Not only that, this …
It finally happened. Someone sent me an unsolicited nude because of this post. I can retire happy and horny.
— Horny Boy LLC (@JTsmelly) June 3, 2018
Trebles all round.