Diddy said this on Twitter and it’s the best takedown you’ll see this week
Here’s singer, songwriter, producer, actor and plenty of other things besides Diddy sharing a little bit of wisdom on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/Diddy/status/1004771338857267200
Wise words, no doubt, but not as clever as these people, many of whom shared the same glorious response.
Who are you?
P Diddy?
Puff Daddy?
Sean Combs?
Puffy?
Diddy?
Doddy? pic.twitter.com/akokhPfxNe
— Michael English Bastard Woodford (@MJWOODFORD1988) June 7, 2018
Especially if you changed your name several times 😉
— SueAlien (@SueAliene) June 7, 2018
Ok I’m not the only one wondering why this man needs a name change every year
— Zachary (@zj__02) June 7, 2018
I think in homage to the great late Ken Dodd it should be Doddy next.
— Michael English Bastard Woodford (@MJWOODFORD1988) June 7, 2018
Can only be a matter of time.
“I’m sorry we don’t have an account under that name”
“Ok, try Puff Daddy”
“No nothing I’m afraid, sir. Is it possible it’s in your wife’s name”
“No it won’t be. P Diddles?”
“Sorry sir, no joy”
*says quietly* “Piddly Diddly”
“That’s it Mr Diddly how may I help”
— Tomkles (@Tomkles82) June 8, 2018