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22 times this stay-at-home dad shared the awful, hilarious truth about having kids

Oonagh Keating. Updated June 14th, 2018

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Chris Illuminati is a stay-at-home dad who shares Post-it notes of wit and wisdom – or maybe just wit – on Instagram. These 22 show the pitfalls of parenting with hilarious honesty.

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