The replies to this will leave you requiring a new definition of cringe
Here’s journalist and TalkRadio presenter Julia Hartley-Brewer getting the nation whipped up into a frenzy ahead of England’s game against Belgium.
Right, Brexit (and Remain) folk, we need a song about Brexit that England fans can get away with singing at the match vs Belgium. Get cracking! Will retweet the best ones. https://t.co/u64Axcozxv
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) June 26, 2018
Yes, yes we do, that’s exactly what we need! And here’s what her followers came up with.
1.
Hey EU, don't be so sad
Take this bad deal and make it better
Remember to let us out of your club
Then we can start to make the UK
Better better better better better better, ohNah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey EU…
— Joe Plant (@Joseph_Plant) June 26, 2018
2.
Three Lions on a Shirt
Jules Rimet still Gleaming
40 years of hurt
Guy Verhofstadt we're Leaving@Baddiel @guyverhofstadt— Andy w (@Legendtrigger) June 26, 2018
3.
We're drunk, we're leaving
We're going to get drunker
But we'll never be as pissed
as Jean-Claude Juncker.— caseyjones (@_casey__jones_) June 26, 2018
4.
First I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong …#FifaWorldCup2018 #England— Adrian (@manorsteps) June 26, 2018
5.
We've paid our dues, time after time, did we get good value, or was it just a crime, we are the champions, my friends, but this leaver/remain fighting will never end, we are the champions, of the world…
— Feast of Stephen (@Stevecathutch) June 26, 2018
6.
(To "The Final Countdown" by Europe, which seems appropriate.)
We're taking our money
In March it's farewell
And we'll never come back
Send Juncker to hell
It's purely the EU to blame
We're leaving now
And you'll never balance the books again.
It's the final countdown.— Volvofax (@volvogirl974) June 26, 2018
7.
I'm forever going Brussels
Pretty Brussels in EU
Their bills are high
Nearly reach the sky
But one day soon
They'll fail and die
Fortunes are created
Not for me or you
I'm forever going Brussels
Pretty Brussels in EUApologies to the Hammers!
— Rod (@roderickadieu) June 26, 2018
8.
You probably wouldn’t get away with it but the Dad’s Army theme is worth a shout surely
— Ben Thrussell (@BLThrussell) June 26, 2018
9.
I’d just go for our National Anthem!
— Gardens Gnome (@thegardensgnome) June 26, 2018
Well done, everyone.
I predict a number 1 hit song right there lol
— Keith #iamtommy, #brexit, #freetommy (@kent_keith) June 26, 2018
To conclude …
I’ve found the most oh mate tweets in the history of the universe pic.twitter.com/yy6vTGbjn6
— katie (@pipterino) June 28, 2018
