People shared experiences that made them die a little inside and these 23 are brilliantly excruciating

13.

I once chipped a bone in my ankle and each time the A&E doctor lifted my leg to look at it, I would let out a massive fart. This happened 3 times. On the 3rd time the Dr asked “Beans for lunch, sir?”

— Lee G (@LeeGathercole) June 29, 2018

14.

In basic training, everyone was getting a bit homesick, so got the photos of family out. I asked a mate who the bloke was in his photo…it was his mum.

— Phil Mc (@philmc82) June 29, 2018

15.

Last November I was exhibiting at a wedding fair with my husband @PhilipDignum. We were all setting up beforehand, when I noticed the room had gone quiet, so I shouted “BOO!!”. Someone turned to me and said: “We are doing the three minutes’ silence.”

— Toby McTobeface (@dignut) June 30, 2018

16.

I was holding my cat in my arms so the vet could give him an https://t.co/JleD3RSkV9 cat was struggling and frightened so I bent and kissed his head to comfort him, only it wasn’t his head, the vet had gripped his neck ready to inject and I kissed the back of the vet’s hand

— Linda D Giles (@henrybabes) June 29, 2018

17.

Alone in the house, knock at the door. Bloke stood there saying ‘Police, we are doing door to door looking for someone in the village, whilst passing me a card with photo on it. Sorry, not seen him before, says I. That’s me says he as he grabs his ID card back

— polly (@pollywobbles) June 30, 2018

18.

First proper job interview. Got asked ‘how’s your grammar?’ With a confused face, I answered ‘she’s fine’… Still got the job.

— Eliza Doodle (@IwasGobby) June 30, 2018

19.

Going down really steep curving stairs wearing only a dresing gown. Slipped. Thought I’d die. Grabbed bannisters as I fell and swung through living room door naked loosing enormous fart. Quite surprised brother in law sitting on the sofa. Gathered dressing gown and said hello.

— Carl Bennett (@TheAnalysisGuy) June 30, 2018

20.

After paying my window cleaner instead of saying “thanks goodbye” I said “thanks I love you”. 5 years later I still can’t look him in the eye!!!!!

— Emma (@WizzyWW) June 29, 2018

21.

https://twitter.com/moi_cheree/status/1013357893754720256

22.

https://twitter.com/samuriinbred/status/1013148896657395712

23.

https://twitter.com/Ben_Taylorson/status/1012822452177686529

However bad they may be, the story behind this short thread sounds like a statement for the defence.

Took the children swimming on Friday. We were getting out of the pool when I found 10 with someone else's snorkel.

— DG (@donna_gallers) June 3, 2018

Me: that’s not your snorkel
10: it is
Me: no it isn’t
10: yes it is

Etc etc. This went on for a good 20 seconds.

— DG (@LieutenantDon_) June 3, 2018

Anyway, turned out it WAS her snorkel. The child, however, was not mine.

And I had my glasses on. pic.twitter.com/H8cI09hZuM

— DG (@LieutenantDon_) June 3, 2018