This guy’s Tinder date went viral because it’s hilarious with the most unexpected twist

13.

She texts me “hey I’m running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go” I wasn’t gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

14.

Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it’s her and I’m thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

15.

I stay back and assess the situation and I’m like fuck I’mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I’m so fucking confused but think well I guess she’s a social media personality or some shit

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

16.

I immediately think I’m too fucking old for this shit.

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

17.

She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you’re all wondering what this is about and I’m like yeah what the fuck is this about

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

18.

She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I’m like

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

19.

Then she says I’ve invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

20.

ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

21.

Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

22.

At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

23.

I went home.

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

24.

I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON’T GET GOT. THE END.

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

25.

The scene pic.twitter.com/U0ROAWKDQc

— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

We were struggling to capture what happened in one tweet, but this person did it perfectly.

A woman used Tinder to orchestrate her own bootleg, pop-up version of The Bachelorette. What a time to be alive.

(Side note: The best part of this thread is the phrase “fallopian fortitude” and I’m mad I didn’t think of it.) https://t.co/0ZBCEc9M5b

— Jenna Drenten (@jennadrenten) August 20, 2018

And here’s how other people responded online.

If you lived anywhere else other than NY (and maybe Florida) I’d actually think you were lying.

— Lisa TheDesigner (@lisseer) August 20, 2018

This would also 100% happen in LA

— kfellz (@yung_kitkat) August 20, 2018

In LA it would have been the start of a reality series.

— David Gutierrez (@friedlollipop) August 20, 2018

I am most facinated by the stopping for a hotdog on your way to a date part

— Chris (@edit215) August 21, 2018

Never encounter bullshittery on any level while hungry

— Which Hazel?!? (@urbanqt81) August 21, 2018

“fallopian fortitude” was the absolute best phrase to come out of that thread.

— Audra (@audra_spiven) August 20, 2018

Braaa I was victim #205 Kinda glad I was running on cp time pic.twitter.com/agBFXje8dD

— MRG (@MRGwingteam) August 20, 2018

I want to believe this isn’t true but then I’m like “it’s guys, of course it’s true.” https://t.co/yymnZLCkDI

— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) August 20, 2018

To conclude …

What. The. Fuck. https://t.co/Eul7btdzCe

— Jamie East (@jamieeast) August 20, 2018

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