It’s GCSE results day and these are the only 13 jokes you need to read

Oonagh Keating. Updated August 23rd, 2018

It’s the day young people across England and Wales have been dreading and/or looking forward to, depending on the amount of revision they did – GCSE results day. The internet has banded together in solidarity – or just to take the piss.

These 13 jokes are mostly taking the piss.

If you fail your GCSES today, don't worry because I failed mine and I still have a 9 inch cock.#GCSEResultsDay2018

— Jay Cartwright (@J_CartwrightN0T) August 23, 2018

Unless your GCSEs are in foraging, hand to hand combat and temporary shelter construction they're probably not going to be worth the paper they're printed on (although hang on to them and keep them dry for kindling) #NoDealBrexit

— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) August 23, 2018

If today is GCSE day for you… I hope it goes well. If it doesn’t, go fishing with an action figure and post a picture to impress your pals pic.twitter.com/xOuOqw26H1

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) August 23, 2018

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1032529009094127616

https://twitter.com/CySaunders24/status/1032501284073627648

Remember kids, if you don’t do well in your GCSEs it doesn’t really matter, there are so many different routes you can take in life. Unless you’ve failed Maths and English then you’re proper fucked.

— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) August 23, 2018

[during sex]

Me:hurt me

Her:It’s GCSE results day today

Me:what?

Her: you know you didn’t study hard enough and your crippling anxiety will destroy you today

Me:WTF stop

— Gregory Baines (@GeorgeR7986) August 23, 2018

My current mood #GCSE pic.twitter.com/9tMOESScmv

— Rose (@brownsauceee) August 23, 2018

https://twitter.com/ajneale12/status/1032508847414550528

10.

Here are some people who never got any GCSEs:
Charles Darwin
Albert Einstein
Elizabeth I
Ada Lovelace
Leonardo Da Vinci
Florence Nightingale
Beyonce
Santa Claus
Batman #GCSEResultsDay2018

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 23, 2018

11.

https://twitter.com/SwiftShaqiri/status/1032557962513010688

12.

I didn’t get all of my #GCSEs and look at me! I write a regional satire blog which I earn no money from and I don’t even own my own property.

— The Daily Swansea (@DailySwansea) August 23, 2018

13.

https://twitter.com/dragonborn2112/status/1032229531040604160

Bonus:

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1032526671964975104