Did the Times just create the worst ever euphemism for sex? 26 stunned reactions

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

WE ARE *NOT* CALLING IT THAT. https://t.co/Ei8HVX2MOx

— Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell) August 29, 2018

15.

Silly things I have called my vagina.
My: *cave of wonders
*lady depths
*nethers
*downstairs palace
*sex tent

"Special chimney"? Nope. Zero times. https://t.co/Qw6OR6qEa5

— Mickey Noonan (@MicksterNoonan) August 29, 2018

16.

https://twitter.com/PlopGazette/status/1034776324165001216

17.

Well this has ruined Mary Poppins forever https://t.co/QqMUk59niV

— Jon Holmes (@jonholmes1) August 29, 2018

18.

“I thought ‘Sweeping The Special Chimney’ was a Fred Dibnah documentary” pic.twitter.com/z3VqGTiwC3

— Mike Pullen (@MikePullen1969) August 29, 2018

19.

pic.twitter.com/UqiTKGmJu5

— McGack vas Qwib-Qwib (@TheRealMcGack) August 29, 2018

20.

Oi Oi pic.twitter.com/uSb4ZWy3rq

— Jon Yarker (@Jon_Yarker) August 29, 2018

21.

oh yeah. it's time to "sweep the special chimney"

*cleans ear canal with q-tip* https://t.co/RNnCjR9EGt

— jeffrey cranor (@happierman) August 29, 2018

22.

https://twitter.com/LucienDYoung/status/1034792552698970112

23.

Just hope Matthew Corbett doesn’t #sweepthespecialchimney

— ben turner (@BenTurnerMedia) August 29, 2018

24.

Well at least they're not allowed to send small boys up there any more. https://t.co/wqOKeRuq3A

— Van (@hellothisisivan) August 29, 2018

25.

which time-travelling Victorian gentleman did you ask for this copy?!

fuck me

(I mean, uh, sweep me) https://t.co/WQlemWJNYr

— Dan Hett (@danhett) August 29, 2018

26.

https://twitter.com/kelsey_feed/status/1034802688767258625

Voiceover artist, @Cromerty doesn’t have to worry about owning or not owning a TV, because she has it all organised.

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