Our 25 favourite jokes of the week
14.
One time the doorbell and landline both rang at the same time and I collapsed in the kitchen.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) September 27, 2018
15.
After seeing the technique used so effectively in #Bodyguard, I’ve started hiding important items behind my boiler so nobody else can find them pic.twitter.com/vp33FScUTN
— Joe (@jawtonloe) September 23, 2018
16.
Good to know. pic.twitter.com/Nb9Ee0YrMV
— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) September 27, 2018
17.
No, spelt W-H-O-L-E-G-R-A-I-N. pic.twitter.com/nFU1wbz3Pr
— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) September 25, 2018
18.
Freelancers, why not try running down the street naked? There’s no money in it, but it’s great exposure for you.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 27, 2018
19.
It’s been 21 years and I still don’t know what Robbie Williams is loving angels instead of
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) September 28, 2018
20.
How rich white men communicate in the wild pic.twitter.com/nPmt8AnXJy
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 27, 2018
21.
I wish Olly Murs wouldn’t begin his tweets in this way. For a second I thought he was trapped in Selfridges again. https://t.co/ul29406pLP
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) September 28, 2018
22.
Mum: You're going to grandma's today.
Little Red Riding Hood: Cool! She's got a Playstation and lets me…
Mum: No, grandma who lives in the woods.
LRRH: Oh, shit.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 28, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/Tweet_Dec/status/1045067184177917954
24.
https://twitter.com/Wooooohh/status/1044993996093882371
25.
https://twitter.com/debecca/status/1043899908892368897
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