The Conservative Party Conference is over and this is what we learned – 16 hilarious comments

9.

Boris Johnson just accused Jeremy Corbyn of “political opportunism”. And no lighting bolt struck him from the heavens. So, welcome to atheism, everyone.

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) October 2, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1047105515522801664

11.

Asked some young Tories what policies they thought would attract voters under 30 to the party, and they replied "bring back public hanging" and "Scramble for Africa 2.0" #CPC18

— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) October 1, 2018

12.

If Boris Johnson was on the Titanic he’d have broken into the telegram room while they were messaging for help so he could sell his shares in White Star Line before kicking an old woman off a lifeboat with someone else’s baby stuffed under his arm.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) October 2, 2018

13.

Shame Boris Johnson's solution to the Irish border issue failed to make the final cut of his speech. Must have run out of time or something. #CPC18

— Kevin Schofield (@KevinASchofield) October 2, 2018

14.

"Captain, I think you should have a look at this iceberg"
"No"
"We're heading right at it-"
"That sounds stressful, I'm going to look at something else"
"But-"
"Another problem solved." https://t.co/4WSnF07jrJ

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 3, 2018

15.

I’ve said it once and I will say it again: Boris Johnson is what a very thick man thinks a very intelligent man sounds like

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) October 2, 2018

16.

Composer, Nick Harvey, had this important comment to make.

Boris Johnson is a prick. Please RT.

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 2, 2018

N.B. Not just for during conferences.