22 ways to scare the English using just 4 words
12. It was bad enough seeing him the first time
Donald Trump is visiting #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— ɪʀʀᴀᴄʜɪᴏɴᴇʟ (@bachelruckley) October 13, 2018
13. No social interaction, please. We’re British!
Eye contact on train #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— One_more_wanderer (@photos_Sarah) October 13, 2018
14. Don’t take away our most treasured institution
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words Coronation Street's been cancelled
— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) October 13, 2018
15. Pedantry is a national sport
Make a grammatticalll error #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) October 13, 2018
16. Oh my God – black tea!
We're out of milk!! #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/8t7xC5KCVL
— ɪʀʀᴀᴄʜɪᴏɴᴇʟ (@bachelruckley) October 13, 2018
17. The chaos continues
Tories, Four More Years! pic.twitter.com/LYbuO6UtdU
— Steven Tuck (@Tuckleton) October 13, 2018
18. Keep your Americanisms away from us
Here are your biscuits… #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/vZN5hQKw7o
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) October 13, 2018
19. So, we have to talk to our colleagues?
Mandatory team-building exercise #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) October 13, 2018
20. The truth hurts
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words It'll never come home pic.twitter.com/oJ63AHJKOu
— shurrupmum (@shurrupmum) October 13, 2018
21. What if the Scots gain independence?
“We have the oil” #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) October 14, 2018
22. The ‘B’ word
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
Look out!
Brexits coming!— Hastro Tags # (@HastroTags) October 13, 2018
Two related suggestions spoke to the biscuit-lovers amongst us – so, everyone, right? There was this horrific gif from comedy genius, Olaf Falafel, in which the terror is less in the words than the visuals.
WATCH THIS SHORT FILM #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/a5bBH7VxHE
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 13, 2018
Followed by this existential biscuit threat from another comedy genius and national treasure, Dawn French.
Run out of Hobnobs #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Dawn French (@Dawn_French) October 13, 2018
