Simply 26 tweets to get you in the mood for Halloween
It’s Halloween – the day when the veil between the natural and the supernatural is said to be at its thinnest, letting all manner of terrifying things cross from the other side, like the Mrs Brown’s Boys box set or that time you sent a text to the person you were gossiping about.
These 26 ghoulish tweets will get you in the mood for all things supernatural.
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SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
ME: Kinda sounds like it’s your fault if your plan could be foiled by meddling kids.
VILLAIN: What?
ME: Maybe lack of personal responsibility is how you ended up a fake ghost to begin with.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 26, 2018
2.
Stephen King stories and what the monster is:
Christine – Haunted car
It – Haunted clown
The Shining – Haunted flashlight
The Stand – Haunted hatstand
Stand By Me – A different haunted hatstand— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) October 29, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/1056734647172952064
4.
This Halloween, I will be dressing as your most RTd tweet with a typo in it.
— Jason (@NickMotown) October 8, 2018
5.
– What have you come as?
– A Werewolf.
– But, they're your normal clothes.
– It's not a full moon.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 27, 2018
6.
Um, they prefer the term "goth" pic.twitter.com/YlKPOihjZv
— yeah ok (@poutinesmoothie) February 6, 2018
7.
[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind— FRO VO (@fro_vo) October 8, 2018
8.
Poltergeist: Do you mind tidying up so that you notice when I move stuff about?
Me: Sorry.
— ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) October 28, 2018
9.
Going to a spooky party dressed as *squints* 'Halloween Wig'. pic.twitter.com/aLYkGbhV0m
— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 27, 2018
10.
The day after Halloween pic.twitter.com/RO3vwMfvFz
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) November 1, 2016
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CREEPY OLD WOMAN IN HORROR MOVIE: Don’t go into those woods. True evil lives there, and whatever goes in, will never come out.
ME: I have literally never considered going into the woods.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 21, 2018
12.
Since it's the Halloween season, I'll give you a treat. Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That's your ghost chipping away at its cell.
— RM (@dorsalstream) October 22, 2018
13.
What is a ghost's favourite alcoholic beverage?
ProseccooOooOooo
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 30, 2018