Simply 26 tweets to get you in the mood for Halloween

14.

Halloween costume idea: people who eat a burger with a knife and fork

— Rach (@RachaelvsWorld) October 30, 2018

15.

Draculas ranked by scariness:

1. Dracula driving a coffin-themed hot rod
2. Dracula travelling on foot
3. Dracula driving a normal sedan

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) October 30, 2018

16.

Thought my wife had foolishly said 'trick' to trick or treaters when I returned home to our house last #Halloween as it was completely trashed.
Turned out she'd just lost the 2-4-1 Domino's pizza vouchers.#HappyHalloween2018

— ben turner (@BenTurnerMedia) October 31, 2018

17.

https://twitter.com/phranqueigh/status/1057039692103852032

18.

This year for Halloween I shall be dressing up as a ANYTHING I'VE READ OR SEEN IN THE FUCKING NEWS FOR THE LAST MIND NUMBING YEAR! And a pointy hat.

— Paul Litchfield (@MrPLitchfield) October 29, 2018

19.

I don't celebrate Halloween. It's just a made up holiday invented by dentists.

— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) October 29, 2018

20.

"I'm not really a big dog person" – lying werewolf

— Pat_Bren Classic (@PatBrenClassic) February 24, 2017

21.

One of the worst things that can happen to a ghost is being summoned to seance and arriving late, then not knowing any of the answers and trying to bluff.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 30, 2018

22.

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1056123450014736385

23.

Have started in on the sweets I bought for tomorrow night's trick-or-treaters. Afraid they might end up getting a small box of out-of-date raisins and some Strepsils.

— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) October 30, 2018

24.

https://twitter.com/nyanluak_/status/1057512932534292480

25.

I love Halloween season, getting ghosted just feels festive.

— Areola Grande (@uhhhhhoksure) October 4, 2018

26.

https://twitter.com/fudgecrumpet/status/1057548221797597184

Even the most innocent thing can be creepy in the right light.

Finally, a seasonal message from Limmy.

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1057297116509470720

Thanks for that.

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