The 14 funniest Advent calendar jokes we’ve seen so far

8.

Not enjoying my Brexit advent calendar to be honest. 48% of the reviews said 'don't buy this it's just a box of angry scorpions' but 52% of the reviews said 'stop complaining about the scorpions' and now I'm covered in scorpions.

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) December 2, 2018

9.

In my nepotism advent calendar, my dad’s contacts open all the doors for me.

— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) December 2, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/takethehyderoad/status/1068880188434538496

11.

https://twitter.com/itfcgreeno/status/1069341496162299905

12.

https://twitter.com/BoogTweets/status/1070476105746927617

13.

https://twitter.com/owenjoeblewitt/status/1068198103994564609

14.

just seen a tweet about someone starting there advent calendar at 24 to count down the days n now I’m questioning my full life wtf

— JRR (@jrr011) December 1, 2018

There’s even an Advent calendar poem, courtesy of Twitter’s Poet Laureate, Brian Bilston.

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
all the chocolates
that were in
your advent calendar

and which
you were probably
saving
for each day

Forgive me
they were delicious
so bittersweet
and so Christmassy

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 5, 2018

Perfect.