The 25 funniest jokes of the week
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https://twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1070260168552783874
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Blimey. Kirstie's Handmade Christmas just upped its game. https://t.co/yr2zFbxk0k
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) December 2, 2018
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These Freddie Mercury cupcakes look delicious.
I want to bake three. pic.twitter.com/6JVSjuWWfi
— Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) December 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Prof_Hinkley/status/1070493939801575424
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ME: *strums guitar* How do you play jingle bell rock?
DAVE: Jingle cuts through bell, bell covers rock and rock smashes jingle.
— Woody B (@Woody_B_) December 5, 2018
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MARY: Well, I just had a baby… in a barn. So, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. The gold, the perfumes. All things babies love.
Also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face.
This…this was great.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 4, 2018
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'One in three children not active enough'. Perhaps if we banned Piggy in the Middle?
— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) December 6, 2018
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*looks to camera* pic.twitter.com/gn3chvWBdM
— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) December 5, 2018
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You have two brief windows in life where you can sing All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth without making everyone uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/gL0oG0WVBl
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 6, 2018
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The Dow Jones is dropping like a stone. Frightened Americans turn to their leader, a failed steak salesman who lost money running a casino.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) December 6, 2018
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And those main headlines again… pic.twitter.com/JsW9epUiOW
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) December 3, 2018
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