People can’t believe this guy’s CV – with good reason

There’s an art to tweaking a CV so it remains true, whilst sounding better than it is, for example, you might choose to replace “Did the photocopying” with “Experienced in photo-reproductive technology” – you get the picture. However, someone has shared a CV on Reddit, which stretches the boundaries of truth a little too much – either that or they should hire the guy straight away and make him the boss.

It’s not the easiest thing to read, so here’s a transcript so you don’t miss anything.

“To Whom it May Concern:

Resume is something for appeal myself, Let’s have a appeal time!

My big reason of come to Canada, Europe, North and South America travel.

So I apply to your shop. I am not a good English user. But when I was in Korea, everybody call me @Ace, you are a best!’ at Factory, hotel, farm, restaurant, mart.

Especially, I love always smile working environment, too short time I worked custom service but it is best work in my life and I want to feel again.

By the way, I worked kitchen help and server in the Canada. I always good when I am working. Please feel me.”

Now, obviously there are language issues, but how many of us could do this well in Korean? That’s not the issue, though – this is:

“I have brave fight to wild bear.

I have strong arm lift to wild bear.

I am so fast more than train.”

You what, mate?

He goes on to say:

“I can work without pay right now! I do not care, when will you pay me. Please pay me after you think I have Qualifications for get a pay.”

Absolute bargain for a man who can lift a wild bear and run faster than a train.

One line particularly spoke to this Redditor.

Same here, guys. Same here.

Source: Reddit