29 funny and relatable signs that you’re single
As we draw ever closer to St. Valentine’s Day – which is this Thursday, in case you hadn’t noticed the seven-foot, heart-bedecked signs in all the supermarkets – you could be forgiven for thinking that being in a couple is the only state in town, but there are plenty of us living the carefree single life. Well …the single life, anyway. Now, the Hashtag Roundup Twitter account has given us a #signsyouaresingle hashtag challenge, with host, @KattFunny, kicking everyone off with this telltale sign.
#SignsYouAreSingle
You finished Netflix— Kat Klingensmith (@KattFunny) February 11, 2019
We reckon these 29 other signs tell it like it is.
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https://twitter.com/LukeWheeler01/status/1095080067066224640
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https://twitter.com/LoxRedFox/status/1095080055611506688
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https://twitter.com/Rachels_Ratchet/status/1095081226237427713
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You love Valentine's Day because it means chocolate will be on sale the next day #SignsYouAreSingle
— Victoria Veruca Salt (@victoriavsalt) February 11, 2019
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Your longest relationship is with us. #SignsYouAreSingle
— Prime Video (@PrimeVideo) February 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/izzitdfc/status/1095081045429534723
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https://twitter.com/ImNotAllThatBad/status/1095082692259934209
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https://twitter.com/lwolfekb/status/1095082389108391936
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https://twitter.com/spn_enthusiast/status/1095082986234621953
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https://twitter.com/jimmygIV/status/1095084198761824257
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https://twitter.com/GodisMelanin/status/1095083872398835712
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#SignsYouAreSingle you don't bother clearing your browsing history
— Kenneth Reading (@KennethReading) February 11, 2019
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You share your bed w laundry
#SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/agxPer8B9g— Shelly Splainin’ ♀️ (@sheLLbeLL_xo) February 11, 2019
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