This Tory MP said strangers talk to him on the tube about Brexit – 14 brutal and very funny takedowns

John Plunkett. Updated March 20th, 2019

10.

No British person has ever spoken to someone else on the Tube https://t.co/lVe7i4cWnn

— Paul Dallison (@pdallisonesque) March 19, 2019

11.

"Do you know who I am?"
"No."
"I'm Owen Paterson."
"Who?"
"I'm an MP."
"Oh."
"Can I talk to you about Brexit?"
"Do you have to?"
"Yes."
"Oh for God's sake. Just get on with it." https://t.co/R6ouSty8RY

— Paul Sharp (@Petersbrooking) March 19, 2019

12.

https://twitter.com/SheRa_Marley/status/1108060799338233861

13.

I’m having some trouble with this account. Members of the public a) recognise Mr Paterson b) approach him randomly on the London Underground & c) offer him spontaneous pro-Brexit opinion in London, curiously aligned to ERG sound bites. https://t.co/uguoyi5Smd

— JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 (@MrJohnNicolson) March 19, 2019

14.

If you talk to a stranger on the tube, they look at you as if you’ve farted in front of the Queen, get off at the next station then get on a different carriage.

— On The Naughty Step #FBPE #FreeNazanin (@trumpy675) March 19, 2019

To conclude …

Hi @Channel4News can you say hi to Owen from us x

— Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards (@_DHOTYA) March 19, 2019

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