15 weary reactions to Parliament’s indicative vote fail
9.
“Arlene. Before I give you this money, are you *sure* you know what a bribe is?”
“Yes”
“Because a billion pounds is a lot of money”
“Yes, thank you”
“So I give you this bribe, and in return you agree to do stuff we tell you”
“Agreed”
*stifled giggle*
“What’s so funny, Arlene?”— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 27, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1111021673438949376
11.
At this point we should just hold down Portsmouth and Sunderland to restart the UK.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 27, 2019
12.
Has anyone considered solving Brexit through one of those Twitter world cups?
— Jonathan Healey (@SocialHistoryOx) March 27, 2019
13.
"WHAT DO WE WANT?
NO!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NO!"
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) March 27, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1110954778035662848
15.
https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1111012043585396738
It very much looked like the public weren’t the only ones who’d completely lost it.
I shit you not, Anna Soubry is attempting to start a Mexican wave in the back benches.
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) March 27, 2019
Which is probably the most productive thing that Parliament has done for a while.