“What is the dumbest thing you ever heard a tourist say?” – 16 of the best/worst
9.
Frantic phone call to desk. "I'm stuck in my room!"
"Have you tried the handle on the door you came in through?"
"I can't – it says Do Not Disturb"— Lynne Aldridge (@littleblueshed) April 16, 2019
10.
I was walking behind tourist couple in their 60s through y Maes in Caernarfon. The husband points to Caernarfon Castle and loudly told his wife "That was NOT here the last time we came"
— GutoA (@cwlcymro) April 16, 2019
11.
Sat in Bahrain airport listening to a man – who was drinking a beer – face time his family at top volume. "Guess where I am kids? Yep Saudi Arabia!"
— Helen Flack (@helenflack) April 16, 2019
12.
When we went to Marrakesh a fellow guest on a walking tour of the town centre complained it was too hot and there were too many Muslims. It was August. In Morocco.
— Chris Davies (@bigchristweets) April 16, 2019
13.
Heard an American tourist on one of the towers in Caernarfon Castle say "Oh wow! I can't believe how clearly I can see Ireland from here!"… While pointing at Anglesey ♂️♂️♂️
— Ceiron Jenkins (@ceironjenkins) April 16, 2019
14.
Visited Edinburgh castle as a boy, stood next to an American kid about my age watching them fire the 1pm gun, to which he said "Aw man, it was only a blank", like they were really going to fire a live shell over a major city EVERY DAY!
— Howard Batey (@howardbatey) April 16, 2019
15.
Westminster Abbey – driver, is that where the Beatles recorded their music??
— Steven O'Neill (@StevenONeill61) April 17, 2019
Not all the stories were about what other people had said – which brings us back to @WelshDalaiLama.
Actually, I'm not immune to this either. I was with my family on Westminster Bridge once and asked what the time was. I realised my catastrophic mistake just a bit too late to play it off like I was joking. pic.twitter.com/4U3Mj3HlSp
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) April 16, 2019
