Just a brilliant takedown of the anti-vaxxer brigade using their own twisted logic
There’s only one thing more passionate than the so-called anti-vaxxer brigade and that’s the enthusiasm with which people who trust science (rather than their imagination) take them down.
Here is just a glorious case in point, a Twitter thread by a chap called David Hughes which uses anti-vaxxers’ own twisted logic to bring them down.
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Vaccines do not work: thread
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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So when I was a kid, I had all my vaccinations. All of them. I was immunised against everything.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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Then when I was about 14 or 15, I sprained my ankle playing basketball.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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By that time, I already had my first filling.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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Then years later, I had to get a bunch of shots because I was going travelling.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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A few months into the trip and everything was going great. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I lose my wallet.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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I return from that trip and my girlfriend breaks up with me.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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I wouldn’t say I’m an antivaxxer as such, I just know from my own experiences – as recently as this year – that even after getting my flu shot, I still managed to go overdraw on my checking account.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
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Just bit my lip twice in the same spot so get the fuck out of here with your fancy vaccines.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 5, 2019
And other people joined in the fun.
I got all my vaccines, but after an obscene amount of alcohol I still manage to shit myself
— Chris H (@Chris_CPH) May 5, 2019
Spraining your ankle, losing your wallet and getting dumped are classic symptoms of autism.
— Soo Doe Nimh (@HydroCabron) May 5, 2019
To conclude …
— JD Rose (@Joe50386003) May 5, 2019
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