There were some glorious self-owns by men insisting that women don’t enjoy sex
Over on Twitter @OhNoSheTwint tweeted this about about women, sex, and men who think they don’t enjoy it.
Women: We enjoy sex too.
Men: In my experience, no you don’t.
Women: I don’t think you’re making the point you think you’re making.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 13, 2019
And there were some glorious replies – by men, of course – that perfectly illustrated her point.
Oh my god this guy is defending his moronic reply. pic.twitter.com/1fEtDGziQc
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 13, 2019
It all makes sense now. pic.twitter.com/AqWzazHP0G
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 13, 2019
Dudes are really just outing themselves left and right.
— “Celia” (@_celia_bedelia_) May 13, 2019
He’s not the only one. pic.twitter.com/4vXMb1gyYa
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 13, 2019
Men: We’re bad at Twitter, making a point and sex
— PrideoftheSunshine (@Jayk813) May 13, 2019
#Screenshots!!! pic.twitter.com/z2Y9MpemiV
— Jake Blackwell (@JacobABlackwell) May 13, 2019
He’s still going?! The guise “I was talking in general terms” does nothing to cover up projection. pic.twitter.com/KZMrldSoua
— Naya (@JdWpink) May 13, 2019
The bad sex twitter self own has become my favorite thing of the last 48 hours. And my friend had a baby yesterday.
— Apocalypse ‘humans deserve climate change’ Nyet (@ApocalypseNyet) May 13, 2019
Ironically the exact inverse of this conversation makes the exact same point, thusly:
Men: Women enjoy sex with me just as much as I enjoy it with them.
Women: No we don’t.
Men: Yes you do.
— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) May 13, 2019
To conclude …
Well I’ve certainly never met a woman who enjoys sex!
[Sits back smugly, then uncomfortably, then awkwardly, then sobbingly as the implications of that dawn on me…]
— Austyn Allison (@maustyn) May 13, 2019