“What’s the best bullsh*t you’ve heard someone come out with?” 14 superb lies

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There's a bloke who walks his dog the same place as mine that is a compulsive bullshitter.
When the BBC iplayer 1st came out i asked him if he is familiar with it
" Familiar with it???….. I DESIGNED it"

— Kevin Caswell-Jones (@poshkev1963) May 22, 2019

9.

A guy I was at 6th form with claimed he wrote and played all the guitar parts on Alice Cooper's 'Trash' album despite not being able to play guitar, clearly not being the guy in the videos or the live footage & also being 16 and from small-town UK

— Chris F (@chrysostomatic) May 23, 2019

10.
https://twitter.com/CuriouslyEmily/status/1131306900803530754

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https://twitter.com/KSlackie/status/1131483577252585473

12.

My daughter told everyone at school that we used to live in the Eiffel Tower but we moved because I don't like heights. She was only 5, though… https://t.co/6TU8M9Z21J

— Jill Cucchi (Cucchi Editing) (@JillCucchi) May 23, 2019

13.

I went to university with a girl who said she was supposed to go to Cambridge but she was in witness protection in Wolverhampton instead

— Helen (@givesyouHel) May 22, 2019

14.

I told my 3 year old son that my car had a special chip in it that made it impossible for me to steer it to McDonalds. He’s 30 now and is still a bit put out by it 🙂

— Ofbirdsongatnight (@Ofbirdsongatni1) May 21, 2019

Emmakin Skywalker admitted her own imaginative childhood bullshit.

I went to school with someone who claimed to have no nationality and therefore from Earth because they were born on a plane over international waters. OK. Yes, it was me that said that. But I was only seven years old at the time.

— Emmakin Skywalker 🇪🇺 (@ecrjones) May 21, 2019

We can see the attraction of that.