This week’s 25 funniest things
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More good election news;
Someone in Scotland wrote “WANK” beside every party on their ballot, other than the Green Party, beside which was written “not wank”.
According to Scottish Law that indicates “Clear preference” and the vote got counted hahahahaha
— Dónal🚩🌲 (@commie_spice) May 27, 2019
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LIAR! Those are two legs. pic.twitter.com/Kmae4xOjfz
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 28, 2019
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"And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like kill the immigrant scum and give me some Russian money." pic.twitter.com/G9CfrGektu
— David Quantick (@quantick) May 28, 2019
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Farage travels by private jet, hangs around with multi-millionaires & surrounds himself with bodyguards yet still says he’s leading a war against the "Liberal Elite"
Like cancer saying it's working to find a cure for cancer by giving everybody it meets cancer
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) May 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/benturnercomedy/status/1133984821640912897
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How to become a writer:
1. Quit your day job because you won't have time for that.
2. Divorce your spouse because they don't understand your art.
3. Start drinking heavily.
4. Become a critic.— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) May 29, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Visit_Wakefield/status/1133708144104882176
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https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1133821255747026946
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when ur going upstairs at night and remember the demon that’s probably behind u
(IG: dadsoftacoandrex) pic.twitter.com/K9uXVBTmHP— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) May 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MrShaneReaction/status/1133867696787996673
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Saw this on reddit and I cant stop fucking howling pic.twitter.com/KCjRn3IbUz
— dafydd spewan (@sheikyerbouti_) May 27, 2019
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HEARTWARMING- After being denied insurance this Teacher with cancer raised money with help of an ex student ♥️ pic.twitter.com/JcS3HuCiBY
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 29, 2019
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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1132818881167314944