This letter sent to a brewery is truly bizarre
Here’s a chap called Oliver Gray and he’s marketing manager for Guinness Open Gate Brewery no less.
We mention him because he was sent a letter so weird he felt moved to share it on Twitter, and you’ll see why.
Oliver Gray, marketing manager for Guinness, has received a rather strange and aggressive letter. It’s message is softened a little by the very pretty writing paper…
I get a lot of mail at the brewery, but this might be my favorite letter ever. pic.twitter.com/pwcqYM46ui
— Oliver Gray (@OliverJGray) July 17, 2019
And here are some of our favourite responses that it prompted.
On behalf of those of us that are [sane] Christians & enjoy beer, might I just say she needs to read her Bible.
“Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to him whose life is bitter. Let him drink and forget his poverty And remember his trouble no more.”
Prov. 31:6-7— Justin Smith (@GodfatherofNBD) July 17, 2019
I'm not the greatest biblical scholar in the world, but I do remember something about Jesus and water and wine kind of being pretty important
— Oliver Gray (@OliverJGray) July 17, 2019
This is … something:#AngryBirds pic.twitter.com/StMICzuGlY
— Flatbush Gardener (@xrisfg) July 18, 2019
That stationary is very on brand for someone with these thoughts.
— Lisa Zimmer (@Zimmerino) July 17, 2019
Great! I was worried I hadn't put enough postage on it.
— The Beer Nut (@thebeernut) July 17, 2019